What an “AI butler” actually is
People who search for an AI butler are usually describing something quite specific: help that already knows the household, notices what is coming, and does not need to be told twice. That is a fair description of what we build. It is also worth being plain about what it is not.
The short version
One assistant, yours alone, holding your household’s own records and answering from them — built on your material and run entirely by us, in your own encrypted space in our private cloud on Amazon Web Services. It begins already knowing you: your papers are loaded under a written scope before day one, there is nothing to install and nothing to ship, and it is ready in days. $9,995 the first year — everything included. $5,995 each year after. Before it, if you like, the Archive Assessment: $1,950, credited in full.
Where the analogy holds
- It already knows the household. Your papers are prepared and loaded by hand under a written scope before day one, so the first thing you ask is answered from your own records rather than from the internet — and every answer says where it came from.
- It is discreet. Your household’s records live in an encrypted space of your own, scoped to you and nobody else — never pooled, never shared, never used to train anyone else’s model. Nothing is sent or booked without your yes, and whatever it does is logged.
- Nothing on it is your job. We run it, keep it current and keep the backups — continuous and encrypted, and restoring them is ours to do. If the service breaks, we fix it; if we cannot, the remainder of the paid year is returned.
- It keeps what it learns — for you alone. What it learns about the household serves you and nobody else while the service runs. Ask us to correct or delete something it remembers and it is honored; ask for a complete copy of your material at any time and you receive it. When the service ends, your space and everything in it is deleted, confirmed in writing.
Where the analogy breaks
A butler is a person. This is not one. There is nobody in your house, nobody on the phone, and no calls at any step — everything between us is written, deliberately, because writing leaves a record you can hold us to. If what you actually want is staff, this is the wrong thing to buy, and we would rather say so here than later.
What it costs
One figure, one bill, and no meter — no start fee and no usage charge, whatever you ask it in a given month.
One home under one roof, or one practice in one office, is the first year — however many of you there are. Several homes, several offices, or staff spread across sites: by conversation, scoped in writing. Not sure which you are? Order the first year; if it needs more, our letter says so before anything is final.
It lives in one place: our private cloud on Amazon Web Services, in the United States. Your records sit there in your own encrypted space, and when your assistant thinks, the traffic to its models travels private networking inside our own boundary rather than the public internet. There is no machine to build or ship — which is why it is ready in days.
How it begins
It begins when you order the first year. If you like, add the Archive Assessment before it — $1,950, credited in full. You choose a slice of your household’s records, whichever slice you would most like handled, and we catalogue what is actually in it. You receive a written scope of what can be loaded and what cannot, alongside a working demonstration built on a sample of your own material rather than somebody else’s. You keep both, whichever way you then decide.
It is delivered work: we write to you when we begin, and from that day it is not refundable. It is credited in full against the first year. If we can see that we cannot serve you well, we decline the commission and return it rather than take it.
What happens next
You order and pay at checkout; we write back within days — a decline returns every dollar, and until our letter confirms the year you may withdraw in writing. From that letter the year is final, and the year begins on the date the letter names.